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Mumbo Jumbo #2A and #2B
Contributed by: Daniels
  • 1. Story #2A. Of the following statements about the news article, which one is true?
A) The police determined that Wibur was drunk while driving the Oldsmobile sedan.
B) Wilbur's owner was in the car with him when he drove the car into the window of a local convenience store.
C) Wilbur was badly injured during his car accident and rushed to the hospital.
D) Police Chief Marcus Altwateer witnessed Wilbur drive a car into the window of a convenience store.
  • 2. Story #2A. The word intoxicated, as used in the first paragraph, has the same meaning as the word-
A) crazed
B) sober
C) drunken
D) happy
  • 3. Story #2A. Other than the car, what else did Wilbur destroy during the crash?
A) a hotdog stand
B) a display of windshield-washer fluid
C) a soda fountain
D) the convenience store's front counter
  • 4. Story #2A. What is the main topic of paragraph 4?
A) the reason for why Wilber was driving a car in the first place and the cause of the crash
B) Randy Stalwart and his connection to his crashed car
C) How Wilbur was taken into custody by police officials
D) the damage done to the Shop-A-Lot store by the car Wilbur was driving
  • 5. Story #2A. Which one of these news headlines could be a logical substitute for the one used by the author?
A) Pig Robs Bank, Crashes Car
B) Pig Has Crazy Night in Las Vegas
C) Man Gets Pig Drunk and Crashes His Car
D) Drunken Pig Has Automobile Accident
  • 6. Story #2B. What is the best synonym for the word onlookers, as used in paragraph 1?
A) trespassers
B) people
C) ninjas
D) spectators
  • 7. Story #2B. Which of the following titles could be a logical replacement for the one chosen by the article's author?
A) Big Bob's Nursing Home Adventure
B) Walking Canes for Sale
C) Geezer Ninjas Still At Large
D) Old People Love to Dance
  • 8. Story #2B. The elderly ninjas have escaped at least ___ times in the past six months.
A) twenty
B) five
C) three
D) ten
  • 9. Story#2B. Which statement about the article is merely an opinion.
A) The elderly ninjas seem to have escaped from their nursing home more than once.
B) The elderly ninjas are dangerous and should be locked up.
C) The elderly ninjas are still on the loose as of the writing of this article.
D) The elderly ninjas injured several people.
  • 10. Story #2B. The elderly ninjas harmed those viewing their performance by-
A) body slamming them.
B) hitting them with their canes.
C) kicking them.
D) karate chopping them.
  • 11. Story #2B. The word restricts, as used in the second paragraph, means,
A) broadens
B) limits
C) enlarges
D) expands
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